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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 05:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

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No go.

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

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Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

No, not a chance

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do men date women they are not really interested in?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

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Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

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